Could you do me a favor !

Hi you guys!
I am Hoya who is really wanna learn English from you.
you must be sweety girl ^^ i hope
It is just my fantasy.
To telll you the truth, i will do my job as a bodyguard for foreigner.
It is gonna be hard for me because of my not enough English.
So I need you !
If you want me to pay T.T I cannot ( I'm sexy but poor )*.? What the hell !
but i can give and make you smile
if you want me to sing, i can !!!!!!!!! ^^ that's my cheap payment
If you don't mine please send me E-mail.
kbshoyaroom@naver.com