Looking for a nice attractive girl who will...

...buy my stuff! I figure there is a lot more traffic here than on the for sale scattergory, and since you lovely ladies are looking for something, why not some used stuff too? I'm a nice guy, and I'll be really, really nice if you buy my stuff. I am at Hapjeong station, exit 7. Here's the rest of my ad:

I'm trying to achieve zen in my life but I can't do it with cable, the Olympics is killing me. I mean, Korean baseball? They beat CUBA!

A minimalist lifestyle requires me to have more plants and to remove the following from my life:



1. SAMSUNG LCD TV Monitor Flatscreen Model LN20S51B W250,000 OBO

2. PHILLIPS DVD player -Free w/TV or W60,000

3. Canon Camera Bag (Large) w/assorted supplies W30,000

4. A custom worktable that can only be described thusly:

"Think butcher's table, but beautiful b/c its dimensions are

in the Golden Proportion." W30,000 *You need transp. to move this sucker

5. Christmas Tree (lights are internal!) W10,000

6. Water Cooler (12.L cold/hot like you see in the office but cleaner) W40,000

7. Various wooden storage boxes W8000

8. Black mesh office chair (uber modern) W50,000

9. Rools, stationary, and knicknacks (Like Kosney, but not junk.) W5000-W10000

Please e-mail me ready to come on over! Leave a number so I can call you. I am located at Hapjeong Station Exit 7. I am available 10-4pm.

PS This Ad expires in a week. EXPIRES August 28. If you are seeing this ad later than this date you will not get an email response as I have reached my own plant-filled, email free Shangri-La.